So, you're playing gg css and for once, you're doing good. You think you have a chance to win this round. And then you die. This is why. I have this cat thats a bit of a retard. When you want to play with him, he don't want to play with you. But when you're playing css, he decides he wants some attention. Along he comes, put his head on your hand - the one thats aiming with the mouse - and starts pushing. Your aim is off, and you die. He dribbles too so your mouse will end up sticky and cat breath smelly. So a death. no matter. You ignore him and continue. Thats when he decides its war and he will try a few tactics to get you to stroke him. 1) curl up on your lap, get those claws out and start the kneading thing that inevitably leaves holes in your clothes and scratches on your legs. (I'm glad im not a guy - those claws can do some real damage if they get to the wrong places) Then you die. Cause it hurts and you forget you're in the middle of a game. 2) try and tap dance on your laptop keyboard. You get him off, recieve a scratch for it and when you turn back to the screen. oh look. you've died. 3) this is the worst tactic as its the most effective. You can ignore the claws and the keyboard problem but when you look down, for even one second, you will see him staring up at you, with those big golden eyes. And he will do a slow blink. Very slow. With just a little nod of his head. And before you know it, you've abandonned the mouse and you're cuddling him and making all sorts of cooing noises. AWww Then you look up at your screen. You're dead. Even worst. Player x knifed you to win the round. Anyways, he tries it everytime I play and it doesnt help that the mouse is on my knee neither. But he is a very adorable stray who chose to move in with me (Named GinGin). You'll see in the photos. Cats are little annoying manipulative bastards. You can't say no to them >.< So, anyone else have any cats or pets with very bad timing/evil minds/likes to sabotage/ or just plain cute? Or funny stories about their pets? I know I look a bit rough >.< but caught him in the act Kitteh Glare RAWR!!!
I have three great Danes. Sometimes when I am sitting on the couch I will fall asleep with my head tilted over the back of it. Apparently that is the cue for one of the Danes to walk over behind the couch and start wagging it's tail right in my face. lol a 200 pound dog wagging its tail in your face can hurt.....it can break your glasses. I also have a chihuahua named Ricky. Ricky does not like My brother Dr. Professor. Whenever we leave the house to go into the backyard he comes running out the back door to bark at us. One day not to long ago, we were trying to trick the dog. I went out back and opened the gate that leads to the barn. As soon as I opened the gate, the Chihuahua comes running out the dog door without realizing Dr. Professor is standing on the other side of the door. As soon as that dog started barking at me, Dr. Professor PUNTED that dog 15 feet into our pool. LMAO thinking about it. Hasn't barked at us since:D
wow... three great danes? thats alot! whoa... you got to be careful where you fall asleep! your danes sound dangerous! I remember going round my friends house and they have this greyhound with a tail abit like a Dane and it's wagging it's tail next to me and I'm wearing a skirt. Was like a whip! Painful. Aw, I would say you were abusing your Chihuahua, but they are so noisy and to be honest, I don't like them very much. Well, it shut the chihuahua up. Maybe I'll try that on my cat... but have to find a pool first - uk households don't have pools in the back yard lol I wanted a dog, like a border collie or a husky or a alsatian. I like big dogs more. But this year mum says I can buy a hamster. I think she just wants to feed it to the cat when I'm asleep or something.
Do you really? I have been wanting a dane for quite sometime now. Dr.pro had said that he breeds them. I thought that he was just bullshitting me.
nah we do. I actually had 2 litters this year around February within like a week from each other. I was actually able to pay off all my fines to the courts (2500$) by selling all twenty puppies. It is a pain though having twenty great Dane pups running around, after 6 weeks they are really playful and they wont leave you alone, glad to get rid of them they went for $600 a pop.
My cat always bothers me when nobody is home, If I don't pay attention to her, she sits right by me and meows at me until I pick her up. Picture is below.
That cat is cute. This is my cat. He will bite your nee is you do not pet him. This is my Dog. He is a Mini Greyhound and he is very fast.
can I post a picture of my piggy? I also have chickens but one of them is named frank......i'll get a picture
ANY THING WITH OUT PAWS WILL BE BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one!11! Jk, post what ever you want..along as it isn't goatse, meatspin, or desu.
God that's a cute cat!!! And Ownage's cat looks cute too.... my cat just looks evil lol Get some photos Shamwow!! i wanna see piggy
I was wondering the same thing too lol oh yes, have you got any photos of the danes when you had twenty puppies??
^^ Wow - my old rat terrier Bingo got put to sleep about a month ago.. Last week we got a new puppy rat terrier - Boy - And named him Barney.. I call him deer since when he runs he basically hops. . . . Yesterday we got another rat terrier girl. Her name is Rosiebear - Which i do not like.. my parents named her but w/e Ill try and post pictures of them both tomorrow to lazy right now I have a headache oh and I also have a cat which if I can get a picture of ill put him up too haha
I think I do have pics of puppies, and I am not some redneck farmer......we are just ready in case the economy collapses.....which sucks cuz every time I eat an egg the chickens produce I get sick as hell. I am not looking forward to armageddon
oh crisspitz sorry to hear about your dog, and uh rosiebear ain't so bad of a name. I lived with a hillbilly who named his dogs Rhianon and Babygirl.....that's horrible
oh... that don't sound too good! wel, if the economy does collapse, and you can't eat the eggs, theres always the chicken lol (joking!!) lol I was trying to get my parents to keep some chickens for eggs but since we're already feeding foxes that go by the front garden... well, chickens probably wouldn't survive long... sorry to hear bout Bingo, Chrisspitz... it's terrible when a pet leaves you >.< but gotta remember the good times you had with him. I had a 20-something yr old cat who was put down about ten months ago. Miss him lots still but I just try to remember the fun I had with him. Name was Blackie - I didn't name him lol. was my neighbours but they got a kitten and put him in the garage. He decided to adopt us. Spent his last year blind and happily bumping into walls.