Duh. That's why they've been stashing nuts for thousands of years. They're developing nut-based grenade technology. The fact that they're carrying armor and rudimentary Miniature AK-47s means they're about ready to take over the planet. I've been telling you nutters this for years. But did anyone listen? NoooooOOOOooo.
New intelligence reports that they have managed to fit nuclear arms inside of nuts as well. To bad they only yield 1000th of a megaton each. ;p
M4A1? God. Help. Us. All. Except those damn squirrels. Also, 1000th of a megaton is still enough to torch someone's car, right? Blow up a single person, at the least.... ...Take a leg off.....